Skepolo robs the local meme store

Skepolo then remembered he wasn't actually arrested all along and that his meme was

FINALLY

uploaded to PornHub. It was so dank, it got 8 million views on PornHub in 3 seconds. These were all the comments that came

Furbearingbrick:

What the fuck is this

hotguy331245:

niiiice baby!!!

Trigger Hurt:

2/10 not enough Gardevoir

Iggy Azalea:

Press this link for free money! No hacks!

PrinceCreepr:

ok

jareck.smith:

XD LOL

sexyladygirl871828:

sex me ;)
Then, he saw the holy comment. It was from Brazzers, and i read.

Brazzers:

Your meme was so dank that we want to congratulate you! If you can get us 5 memes by tomorrow, we will make you our new ownee!
Skepolo then screamed in joy as he realized there was a meme store next door. He went in his 1950 Colorado Captivator and drove 3 km/h to the meme store. It was about to close, but he barged in and robbed ALL the memes in the store, dank or undank. The owner continued his Indian telecom company as Skepolo safely went home.
But his home wasn't there...
...Illuminati confirmed?